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“Leadership’s always been about two main things: imagination and courage.”
— Paul Keating

Bernard Keane is half right. In today’s Crikey, he despairs of our PM as “a political manager, a risk-averse executive who always plays the percentages.” Dead right, as far as it goes. But Keane, for all his nous, undercooks the grill. This isn’t one man’s failure of nerve. It’s a captured party’s moral collapse; decades of corporate capture and right-faction strangulation producing, at the hour of maximum crisis, a Clayton’s Prime Minister with added charisma bypass: the PM you have when you’re not having ScoMo.

Anthony Albanese has his rusted-on fans, to be fair, but Keane sees a manager who won’t lead. Or is it something worse: a party machine that can’t? Hollowed out by factional warlords, but plushly upholstered with lobby money, Labor under Albanese has flubbed the pub test with a ring-in; not some spectacular policy dud, (we’re spoilt for choice there from AUKUS to Caucus) but in outsourcing a nation’s compassion to the figurehead of a disgraced US-proxy state accused of war crimes. Nothing says we feel your grief as well as rolling out the red carpet for Israel’s mostly ceremonial, President, Isaac Herzog, down-under to dispense “great comfort” while pepper-spraying citizens who object to hosting the head of state of a country the UN has accused of genocide.

Albo’s Waterloo has arrived. It smells of horse shit, capsicum spray and moral bankruptcy.

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Keane’s Half-Truth

Keane’s been charting Albanese’s shrinkage for over a year. January 2025, he wrote of a PM “managing but not governing, in charge but not in power, deciding but not leading.” The 2025 landslide; 94 seats, the most any party has ever won, changed nothing. If anything, it made things worse. A mandate the size of Ayers Rock, and all Albo will do with it is manage the optics?

From the October 7 horrors through Gaza’s descent into catastrophe, through Trump’s second coming and America’s fascist lurch, Stephen Miller’s ICE goon squads, Albanese has shown all the panache of a Myer account manager.

Mutter “ceasefire” at regular intervals, avoid eye contact with the footage, and pray the polls hold. Paul Keating, who knows a thing or two about burning political capital, is damning: “Never before has a Labor government been so bereft of policy or policy ambition.”

And here’s where Keane is too kind.

“It’s not a lone manager’s failing; it’s the organisational afterlife of Farrellisation: the slow substitution of belief with briefing notes, strategy with message discipline, and politics as reputation management.

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Roll Out the Farrell

To understand how Labor arrived at this wretched pass, meet Don Farrell; the Godfather, as Graham Richardson, no shrinking violet himself in the dark arts, once dubbed him. Senator for South Australia. Minister for Trade and Tourism. Special Minister of State. Deputy Leader of the Government in the Senate. And, more to the point, the supreme numbers man of Labor’s right faction.

Farrell’s CV is pure machine politics. SDA state secretary for fifteen years; the shopworkers’ union that has long been the right faction’s infantry division. Powerbroker enough in 2012 to knock Penny Wong, a sitting senior cabinet minister, off the top of the South Australian Senate ticket. (Albanese himself called it “gross self-indulgent rubbish” at the time. That was before Albanese needed Farrell’s numbers.) The Power Index listed him among Australia’s top ten political fixers. As a colleague puts it:

“He controls the pre-selection … of every MP in South Australia. If you want to get on, you get on with Don.”

A vineyard owner in the Clare Valley, against marriage equality until the wind shifted, master of electoral reform who couldn’t quite land it, Farrell is the chap whose factional machinery underwrites the Albo project. “Farrellisation” is not just the dominance of one man. It’s the triumph of a method: loyalty over principle, faction over conscience, the numbers over the narrative.

When Labor swaps spine for spreadsheet, that’s the Farrell factor at work. Not the full Farrell; we’d need a book for that, but enough to understand why this party, confronted with the greatest moral crisis of its generation, reaches not for Chifley’s light on the hill but for the focus group report, the lobbyist’s business card and the bizarrely inept invitation to Isaac Herzog.

“The Labor Party is not going to profit from having these proven unsuccessful people around who are frightened of their own shadow and won’t get out of bed in the morning unless they’ve had a focus group report to tell them which side of bed to get out.”

Keating is right on the money. Again. The Farrellised party doesn’t do vision. It does management.

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The Bondi Trap

On December 14, 2025, an IS-inspired father and son open fire on a Hanukkah celebration at Bondi Beach, killing fifteen people, including a ten-year-old girl and an eighty-seven-year-old Holocaust survivor. and wounding more than forty. It is Australia’s worst mass shooting since Port Arthur. A Syrian-Australian shopkeeper, Ahmed al-Ahmed, wrestles a shot-gun from one of the gunmen, an act of immense courage that briefly reminds us what the word “hero” actually means.

The grief was real. The political exploitation was instant. Albo had blood on his hands, they reckoned.

Opposition Leader Sussan Ley and the Coalition leftovers were in it like a rat up a drainpipe, weaponising fresh graves to paint Labor as soft on terror. The Coalition, itself reduced to 44 seats after the May landslide, its former leader having lost his own electorate, had one card left to play: force Labor to hug the hardest possible pro-Israel line, daring Albanese to refuse.

He didn’t refuse. He walked right in.

Our PM asks his Governor-General to formally invite her counterpart of sorts, another titular head of state, Israeli President Isaac Herzog. Of course, he’ll come with some baggage. The UN’s Independent International Commission of Inquiry found Isaac Herzog to have incited genocide by declaring all Palestinians, “an entire nation,” responsible for the October 7 attacks. The invitation is framed as solidarity with the Jewish community. It is received by much of the country as something else entirely.

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The Herzog Debacle

Herzog arrives, February 9, for a four-day visit. Thousands upon thousands around the nation take to the streets in an impressively disciplined and united series of protest demonstrations. But it’s not the type of social cohesion, the federal government favours.

The NSW government, reaches for the Major Events Act — legislation designed for sporting events and cultural festival, declares Herzog’s visit a “major event,” and grants police expanded powers to restrict protest. When the Palestine Action Group challenge this in the Supreme Court, they lose.

Then came the streets. Thousands gather at Sydney’s Town Hall. Police use pepper spray and tear gas. At least 27 people are arrested. Video emerges of officers dispersing Muslims at prayer. Across the country; Melbourne, Brisbane, towns and regional centres, an estimated 50,000 or more turn out. The Palestine Action Group call it “a brutal police attack on a massive peaceful protest.” The progressive Jewish Council of Australia, in a full-page open letter signed by over a thousand Jewish Australians, says Herzog was “not welcome” and warn that hosting him “risks entrenching the dangerous and antisemitic conflation between Jewish identity and the actions of the Israeli state.”

Amnesty International nails it: “Welcoming President Herzog as an official guest undermines Australia’s commitment to accountability and justice.”

Albanese’s response? “Turn the temperature down.” The most vacuous three words in the Australian political lexicon since ScoMo’s “operational matters” or “on water.” Or the fatuous flatulence of the “Two State Solution”.

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Clayton’s Labor: The Party You Have When You’re Not Having a Party

The Clayton’s metaphor is more than satirical decoration. It captures something structurally true about this Labor government. The form is there; the rhetoric of social democracy, the talk of fairness, the occasional progressive gesture. The substance is missing. What you’re drinking is corporate-capture cordial with a right-faction chaser.

Corporate capture isn’t abstract. It’s AUKUS zealotry funnelling hundreds of billions to American submarines while nurses can’t afford to live near their hospitals. It’s a party that talks about cost of living while its factional architecture is underwritten by the very corporate interests driving the gouging. It’s Albanese’s 2023 meetings with Arnold Bloch Leibler partners; the power-brokers of prestige and coin whose orbit Labor’s leaders increasingly inhabit.

The right faction seals the deal. Nominal lefties like Albanese and Wong? Sure. But policy bends rightward on security, borders, liberties. Palestine is reframed as a “national security” file. Dissent is recast as “importing foreign conflicts”; an old smear, recycled from the Balkan-brawl era, deployed to delegitimise citizens exercising their democratic right to object to genocide committed with the diplomatic cover of their own government.

This isn’t a vehicle for change. It’s a limousine for lobbyists.

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The Wound That Won’t Heal

Keane is right that politics demands leaders who reflect majority values without ostracising dissent. Most Australians are appalled by what is happening in Gaza. The polls say it. The streets scream it. Yet Albo manages away: banalities for the base, banquets for the lobby.

The Bondi trap worked its dark magic; not toppling Labor electorally, not yet, for that you’d need an effective opposition, but exposing its soulless core. Corporate husk, factional right, and now the spectacle of pepper-spraying protesters to protect the visit of a leader accused of inciting genocide. This is Labor unmasked. A Clayton’s outfit unfit for moral crisis.

Albanese’s Waterloo isn’t electoral. It’s existential. Herzog’s visit crystallises the wound: a Prime Minister who’d rather host a figure the UN accuses of inciting genocide than lead his nation’s conscience against one. The real opposition now rises not from what’s left of the right — itself a study in internal bickering, disunity and dissension with the Nationals walking away from the Coalition agreement in January -and back again, but from the citizens, unions, Jewish dissenters, and independents refusing to accept “social cohesion” as code for complicity.

Paul Keating, whatever his own contradictions, understood that leadership means burning political capital for something that matters. “I always believed in burning up the government’s political capital,” he said, “not being Mr Safe Guy.”

Albanese is Mr Safe Guy. And this time, playing safe has cost him everything that matters.

Labor’s light didn’t flicker out in Gaza’s rubble. It was switched off, deliberately, by a machine that long ago replaced conviction with management.

Albo just paid the power bill.

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