The Lie of the Land

A man's hands in a 1930s suit snap a cigarette over a marble 
sink, broken cigarettes scattered like bones on white porcelain.

Calling out the fibs, the spin, the flimflam, the bullshit and the full catastrophe

No. 1 — Friday, 22 May 2026


WELCOME TO THE AVALANCHE

Picture a man in a bathroom. Not just any man, but the modern father of lies. Snapping cigarettes.

It is 1932, in an Upper East Side apartment in New York City, with eleven-foot ceilings, formal dining rooms, and servants’ corridors running behind the walls like a second, invisible household. Feminist and the first married woman in America to hold a passport in her own name, society hostess, writer, wit: Doris Fleischman manages it all with eleven live-in servants, each handed a daily schedule parcelled into fifteen-minute intervals every morning, the whole magnificent machinery cranked toward one frequent and glittering end: dinner for twenty-two four nights a week plus at least one hot midnight snack for twenty-two.

Her husband, Edward Bernays, the father of lies, lives in style. Sigmund Freud’s nephew he may be, but Edward is immensely wealthier and infinitely more successful. Bernays is the highest-paid Mad Man in America, an advertiser his toady biographer launders into the father of public relations. And he is hopping mad. He has just found his wife Doris’s Parliaments again.

He pulls each white cylinder from the pack. Snaps it. Then another. His daughter Anne, who will later become a novelist, recalls the sound and the fury. He snapped them, she said, “like bones.” One by one. Then he dropped the pieces in the toilet and flushed.

He did this regularly. He did it without apparent irony. One wife is many women, Doris wrote wryly: housekeeper, hostess, mother, nurse, business partner, and uncredited author of her husband’s words; though she put it best herself in 1949: “Mrs. stands to the right of me, and Miss stands to the left. Me is a ghost somewhere in this middle.”

Then her husband snapped another of her Parliaments. Her cigarette of choice. Like a bone. And flushed it away.

In his day job, Ted worked for the opposition brand, flogging Lucky Strikes, in a campaign that took no prisoners. He was good at it. Women were his aim. “Reach for a Lucky instead of a sweet.” “To keep a slender figure, no other brand will do.” Above all, “Luckies,” as they were affectionately known, were “torches of freedom.”

At his desk next morning, Bernays was writing advertising copy explaining to every American woman that a cigarette could soothe her throat and slim her waistline. In 1929, he had hired ten debutantes, young women of good family, photogenic, respectable maidens to troop down Fifth Avenue on Easter Sunday, lighting cigarettes as they went, calling them their “torches of freedom.” A psychoanalyst Bernays hired advised that women smoking in public would be a powerful symbol of emancipation. A sublimation of oral eroticism, to be precise, but that idea didn’t make the press release.

The smoko liberation front made the front page of the New York Times. Of course it did. Unbidden, hidden, Doris always saw to PR for Ted. “Girls Puff at Cigarettes as a Gesture of Freedom.” Cigarette sales to American women rose from 12 per cent in 1929 to 33 per cent by 1965. Eight million people a year now die from smoking globally. Liberated from even breathing.

Did Bernays know he was selling death? Of course. He read early studies linking smoking to cancer. Ted drew on that research to beg Doris to stop. In public, he used Uncle Sigmund’s theories about the unconscious to sell cigarettes to everybody else’s wife, daughter, aunt, cousin or niece.

Doris was hopelessly hooked. She died in 1980, fifteen years before Edward, of an unlucky stroke. Bernays himself never smoked.

He knew better.

Lucky Strike helped Bernays make a mint. The Madison Avenue tobacco tycoon lived to 103. He gave his last gasp in 1995, having watched his techniques metastasise like lung cancer throughout modern democratic life. Propaganda, the word he had used for his own work, went on to become a term of derision, used to describe lies other people told.

What he did was called public relations. Then “communications.” Then it became “content.” Now it is called the algorithm. The thing itself never changed. Only the marketing of the thing changed, which is, when you think about it, perfectly Bernaysian.

If we were to name one man as the foundation of our post-truth era it is Bernays: conflicted, compromised and rat cunning. The man who taught the world to lie about lying. The man who went home each night and snapped the evidence like bones.

Every honest conversation about disinformation must inevitably find its way to that bathroom, to those fingers, to that sound.


THE AVALANCHE ITSELF

“Americans are being buried under an avalanche of misinformation and disinformation, enabling the abuse of power. The free press is crumbling. Social media is giving up on fact checking.”

Seldom does an American president speak so clearly, openly and honestly in public. Joe Biden could have been talking about us in that farewell address in 2025. He was talking about all of us.

ACMA, the Australian Communications and Media Authority, is not a body given to revolutionary decree. It published research late last year showing that 72 per cent of Australian adults who used a digital platform in the first half of that year believed they had encountered misinformation. Seventy-two per cent. Nearly three in four Australians, swimming each morning through a daily soup of manufactured unreality before they’ve finished their flat white or cracked their first egg.

The most common lie? False or misleading information about social groups. Not the random error, not the honest slip, but the targeted lie, designed not merely to confuse but to divide. To set us against each other along the fault lines of race, religion, gender, class, and the half-dozen other wedges that the disinformation industry keeps razor-sharp and ready, just as Bernays kept his techniques knife-edged. He called it “crystallising public opinion.”

It is the same process. But those crystals are sharper now, cheaper, and travel at the speed of light.

The Australian Associated Press tracked over a dozen Facebook pages with cheerful names like “Swimming Secrets” and “Tennis Triumph,” operated by accounts based in Vietnam. They started in mid-2025 mimicking sports fan pages before pivoting, with the grotesque inevitability of a racket being swapped for a rifle, to full-time Australian political disinformation. Thousands of shares. And even more likes. Websites full of AI-generated articles. “Almost industrial level forms of misinformation; designed for the algorithm in search engines to pick up,” says open-source intelligence analyst Giano Libot, a master of understatement.

Industrial. Level. Forms. Of. Misinformation.

That is not someone posting a dodgy meme from their kitchen table. That is a factory. The product is your credulity. The distribution network is your trust. The business model is Bernaysian to its marrow; and unlike Bernays, it doesn’t even employ a psychoanalyst. It just employs the algorithm, which has already figured out what your particular unconscious wants to hear, and is serving it to you now, warm, on your personalised, if not electronically monogrammed plate.


THE MURDOCH QUESTION, WHICH WE SHALL NOT STOP ASKING

You cannot run a column about disinformation in Australia without naming the elephant that owns the living room, the kitchen, the hallway, a controlling interest in the spare bedroom and can even be hanging out, come the holidays, in your shack on the Murray River.

Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp holds roughly 70 per cent of the print media market in this country. His television arm, Sky News, runs twenty-four hours a day. His newspapers, the Daily Telegraph, the Herald Sun, The Australian, set the terms of political debate for a political class marinated in them from breakfast to bedtime.

The independent Media Bias/Fact Check operation rates The Australian as Right-Centre with mixed factual reporting. “Mixed” is their word for an outlet that has produced documented failed fact checks and whose editorial line consistently minimises the scientific consensus on climate change. Australia’s official media watchdog has found that three-quarters of recent complaints upheld for violations of media ethical principles were against News Corp. Three-quarters.

In any other industry, a company responsible for 75 per cent of verified ethical breaches would be facing a royal commission and a Senate committee and, in better times, a mass protest outside its headquarters. Outlawed now. In Australia, you get a ritual slap on the wrist and it’s back to business as usual. Or more so.

The Murdoch Referendum Accountability Project found that during the Voice campaign, News Corp outlets produced not merely biased journalism but propaganda disguised as news, campaigning for political causes in a way that didn’t just degrade democracy but actively undermined it through deliberate manipulation and divisive polarisation.

During that same campaign, Sky News ran “Fact Check Files,” in which they accused RMIT FactLab, an independent university fact-checking operation, of bias. The sin? RMIT had fact-checked Sky News stories and found lies. Sky then pressured Meta to suspend RMIT from its fact-checking program. The pressure worked. The fox had successfully lobbied to have the henhouse inspectors escorted from the premises.

This is not incidental. This is the system working as Bernays designed it. You don’t need to suppress the truth if you can destroy the credibility of the people telling it. You don’t need to win the argument if you can disqualify the umpire.

Snap them like bones. Flush them away. Go back to the office.


THE GLOBAL PICTURE: WHEN THE PRESIDENT IS THE DISINFORMATION

Meanwhile, north of the equator, Donald Trump has been doing what Donald Trump does with the same repulsive, compulsive regularity that Bernays visited his wife’s bathroom cabinet.

In March Trump took to Truth Social to accuse Iran of using AI as a “disinformation weapon,” simultaneously accusing Western media outlets of “close coordination” with Iran to spread AI-generated fake news. Not a skerrick of evidence. He suggested publications that reported on Iranian attacks should be charged with treason.

The magnificent irony, which would be funnier if it weren’t so dangerous, is that Trump himself had initially shared an AI-generated video showing the USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier ablaze at sea, before being told that the ship was entirely undamaged and sailing normally. He had been taken in by a fake. He had shared it. He then accused everyone else of spreading fakes.

Or was he taken in? CENTCOM, the US military’s own propaganda unit, peddles disinformation every bulletin.

This is Bernays at scale, with the psychoanalyst replaced by a social media team and the Easter Sunday debutantes replaced by a Truth Social account with ninety million claimed followers. The technique is identical: create the image, release it into the world, let it do its work, and if caught, pivot immediately to accusing your accusers. In an epistemic crisis, nobody is sure what to believe or how to check. Then what?

Then Hannah Arendt’s warning stops being philosophy and becomes the morning news. She saw it coming in the ruins of Weimar. The goal of sustained lying, she wrote, was never to make people believe the lies. It was to destroy the faculty of distinguishing truth from falsehood altogether. Once that faculty is gone, once nobody knows what is true or how to check, you don’t need to convince people of anything. You only need to exhaust them.

And exhausted people do not resist. They comply. They shrug. They say they’re all the same and stay home on election day, which is precisely what someone wanted.

Timothy Snyder completes the thought in five words that should be carved above the door of every newsroom in the country: Post-truth is pre-fascism. When citizens lose the shared capacity to assess reality, raw power fills the vacuum that reason vacates. You cannot hold power to account if you cannot agree on what it is doing. You cannot vote the bastards out if you cannot agree on what the bastards have done.

Democracy is, at its core, an epistemic enterprise. It requires citizens capable of evaluating claims, assessing evidence and distinguishing the true from the manufactured. Strip that capacity, through the firehose, through manufactured doubt, through algorithmic enclosure, through the relentless Bernaysian engineering of consent, and what remains is not democracy.

It is the performance of democracy, conducted in a hall of mirrors, while somewhere offstage the real decisions are being made by people who never needed you to know the truth in the first place.

The difference is that Bernays had the private decency, or torment, of snapping his wife’s cigarettes in the bathroom. He knew what he was doing was wrong. He could not stop doing it professionally, but at home, in the small hours, he tried.

Nobody is snapping anything in the White House bathroom. The torches of freedom are being handed out wholesale and nobody is keeping count of the bodies.


WHAT WE ARE DOING HERE

This column’s method is simple, if not always easy. We name the specific lie. We trace it to its source. We follow the money, and there is almost always money to follow. We use the tools available: the AEC’s Disinformation Register, the ACMA’s research, AAP FactCheck, The AIMN, Michael West Media, and the full arsenal we assembled in last week’s field kit. And we write about what we find in plain Australian English, with the appropriate measure of fury and the occasional laugh, because if you cannot laugh at Bernays’ invisible government you will spend every waking hour in grinding despair, and that is precisely what they are counting on.

We will not offer false balance, the journalist’s capitulation that presents a documented lie as merely “one perspective” alongside a documented truth. We will be fair: precise, evidence-based, and willing to say when we have got something wrong. We will also say when other people have got something wrong, specifically, with names attached.

And we will remember Doris.

Doris bought Parliaments. Became addicted to them. Died in 1980, fifteen years before her husband.

She is always the point. The real human cost of the manufactured narrative: the wife addicted, the citizen manipulated, the voter deceived, the woman who marched down Fifth Avenue thinking she was claiming her freedom while Bernays cashed the cheque.

Her husband lived to 103. He spent his final years working, somewhat too late, with public health advocates on anti-smoking campaigns. Whether that constitutes remorse, or merely a very late-career pivot to the more lucrative side of the argument, is left as an exercise for the reader.

We will be back here next Friday. The avalanche does not take weekends off, and neither do we.


Next week: The astroturfing industry; how “grassroots” movements are grown in corporate greenhouses, what the Advance Australia network tells us about the international machinery of manufactured outrage, and why the Atlas Economic Research Foundation is a name you should know as well as you know Bernays.

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The Art of the No Deal


Picture the scene at the Great Hall of the People on a chilly morning in May, frost winking in wan sunshine through the tall windows and in the chill of the vestibule where the two delegations assemble. As always, taking care of business trumps any show of diplomacy. Texting in public is, of course, another compulsive tic now; in a dopamine economy, distraction rules. Between the two crushes of state and private capitalists runs a strip of red carpet wide enough to land a tycoon’s private jet.

On one side, the Chinese gang: Wang Yi, Zheng Shanjie and the assembled apparatus of the world’s most patient state, their faces arranged into the fixed rictus of cautious cordiality that Chinese officials can keep up for hours without effort, phones held at their sides at the regulation angle, eyes forward, waiting. Every last detail is orchestrated. Nothing is left to chance.

And at the head of his line, Xi Jinping in cobalt blue, a deep, saturated, confident cobalt with a hint of sapphire, the blue of Ming dynasty imperial porcelain, a colour that advances toward you rather than retreating, a colour that says: we made this, we have always made this, we are still here.

On the other side, Trump’s mob: a gaggle of the richest private citizens on earth, ruddy from the previous evening’s state banquet and the unaccustomed speed-dating pace of diplomatic carousing, shuffling slightly, checking burner phones with the reflexive anxiety of men who risk millions on acquired attention deficit disorder, po-faced, solemn, trying to act like statesmen and managing somehow only to showcase the grifter, the spiv and the hard-nosed chancer in their makeup.

At the head of their line, a portly Trump in Washington navy, the rig for formal occasions, the suit that every Treasury Secretary, every K Street lawyer and every Senator reaching for seriousness without risk has worn since Eisenhower. The colour of the institution rather than the man. Safe. Correct. The chromatic equivalent of a firm handshake and a noncommittal nod.

There is an additional irony that will not have been lost on the joint chiefs: navy is the colour of American sea power, of the carrier groups that project hard force across the Pacific, the same carrier groups now pulled from the Indo-Pacific to the Persian Gulf with their munitions depleted and their deterrent thinning. Xi wears the blue of five centuries of Chinese civilisational confidence. Trump wore the blue of a navy that was somewhere else. In the battle of the haberdashery, as in the battle of the summit itself, one side knew exactly what it was wearing and why. The other was playing it safe. If there were a safe play left.

It was, in its way, a funeral. Not quite a state funeral, more in the fashion of a farewell for a mob boss of the old school, when the two families send their representatives to stand on opposite sides of the room, nobody weeping, everybody watching and the floral arrangements uber-extravagant. The deceased, in this case, was the proposition that the United States arrives at the negotiating table from a position of strength. Any fool could see the US is already in irretrievable decline. Beyond all life support.

Somebody should have told Donald Trump before he left Washington. But nobody ever tells Donald Trump anything.


Trump had promised Xi a delegation of “distinguished representatives from the American business community.” What he delivered was something rather more instructive: a travelling circus of the self-interested, a mobile monument to the proposition that capital has no country and loyalty has a market price. As Gore Vidal put it, the United States has one political party and it is the Property Party, with two right wings. The Beijing delegation was the Property Party in full plumage, boarding Air Force One like shareholders at an extraordinary general meeting called to protect their Chinese investments from the consequences of their patron’s own policies.

And so the Property Party boarded Air Force One, briefcases in hand, ready to barter with the very government their own had spent a decade demonising.

There was Elon Musk, the world’s richest man-child at a declared $688 billion, worth more than most sovereign nations and about as accountable to their citizens. Musk had spent 2025 publicly accusing Trump of paedophilia-adjacent associations, which, in most social circles, marks the end of a friendship. In the oligarch circle, it marks a brief interruption before the next available junket. He boarded Air Force One. He told reporters in Beijing that he hoped to accomplish “many good things.” The Tesla Shanghai Gigafactory, which produced 292,876 vehicles in the first four months of 2026, needed its supply chains undisturbed. Musk is a man of principle, and the best principle a venture capitalist’s borrowed money can buy.

There was Jensen Huang of Nvidia, added to the passenger list at a refuelling stop in Alaska like a last-minute standby passenger boarding a delayed flight to somewhere he very urgently needed to be. Huang wanted China cleared to buy the H200 chips. China declined. China is developing its own. Huang said the preliminary meetings had gone “excellently,” which, in the diplomatic register of a man whose company’s China market share has fallen from 95 per cent to effectively zero, is a word that has done considerable violence to its original meaning.

There was Tim Cook of Apple, on his farewell tour of the only relationship that has ever truly mattered to Apple’s production economics, the one with the country that manufactures 80 per cent of its iPhones. Cook has spent a decade perfecting the art of standing next to American presidents while thinking about Zhengzhou. He has survived tariffs, trade wars and two Trump administrations through the cultivation of what might be called strategic docility: agree to invest $600 billion in America, move some production to India, keep the exemptions coming, never raise your voice. A man born for the room.

There was Stephen Schwarzman of Blackstone, $47.5 billion, a named college at Tsinghua University and a decades-long career as what the Washington Post has called Trump’s “China whisperer.” Schwarzman attended the summit having already been received by China’s Vice Premier at the Great Hall of the People three weeks earlier, in late April, for what Xinhua described as a “meeting” and what everyone in the room understood as a preview. He has spent thirty years building cultural and financial infrastructure between Wall Street and Beijing. He was not in Beijing to negotiate. He was in Beijing because Beijing is partly his.

There was Larry Fink of BlackRock, the man who manages more money than the GDP of every country except America and China, who has spent years arguing that the future of global finance runs through China while intermittently explaining to American pension holders that this is all very much in their interest.

There was David Solomon of Goldman Sachs, Jane Fraser of Citigroup and Dina Powell McCormick representing Meta, and executives from Mastercard, Visa, Cargill, GE Aerospace, Micron, Qualcomm, Coherent, Illumina and Cisco, a roster that read less like a diplomatic delegation than like the Fortune 500 index taking a package tour, briefcases in overhead lockers, anxious about connecting flights and access agreements.

Vonnegut would have recognised them instantly. He would have given them a simple epitaph in the manner of Slaughterhouse-Five: so it goes. So it goes with men who have built empires on the assumption that the rules of the game never change and who now find themselves on a government aircraft, dependent on a man they privately regard as a figure of fun, flying to a country their own government has spent a decade designating a strategic rival to ask permission to continue doing business as usual. The turkey died years ago. But the pickings, as any experienced scavenger knows, remain good for a surprisingly long time.

Fitzgerald would have seen them differently, would have caught the quality of their eager attention during the welcome ceremony, the way men of immense wealth can still arrange their faces into expressions of modest gratitude when a sufficiently large market is dangled before them. He understood that the very rich are different from you and me, and the difference is not, as Hemingway assumed, merely that they have more money. The difference is that they have learned to make their appetite look like benevolence, their self-interest look like statecraft and their annual shareholder returns look like the national interest.

Xi received them with the warmth of a man who had just been told that his leverage was complete. He assured them that American companies “will have broader prospects in China.” They nodded. The prospects, of course, were contingent on Trump’s behaviour regarding Taiwan, on the removal of sanctions and on the question of export controls, and on approximately forty other matters still under negotiation. But in the room, in the moment, with the red carpet down and the photographers positioned, the prospects felt real. That is the genius of Chinese diplomatic hospitality. The room is always warm. The bill arrives later.

Trump watched his delegation and glowed. These were his people: proof that the great and the powerful gathered when he called. He did not appear to notice, or perhaps noticed and did not care, that every last one of them was there for China’s market, not his vision. That they had come not to serve American interests but to protect their own. That the “distinguished representatives of the American business community” were, in the plainest sense, representatives of nothing but their own balance sheets, making the same calculations that capital has always made across every border and beneath every flag since the first merchant learned that politics is just commerce at a higher price point.

So it goes.


The summit was billed as a civilisation-level reset between the world’s two largest economies. What it delivered was a trade show where the American vendor kept marking down his prices before the Chinese buyer had even walked through the door. Before Trump had set foot on Chinese soil, his administration had already suspended a $13 billion arms sale to Taiwan and approved the export of Nvidia’s advanced H200 AI chips to Chinese tech giants. Both were concessions Beijing had been pressing for. Both were handed over in advance. In diplomatic tradecraft, you do not give away your opening positions before the negotiation begins. But then, tradecraft requires knowing you are in a negotiation.

On the headline deal, Boeing aircraft, China agreed to 200 jets. Trump’s own pre-trip boast had been 500. The industry had been told to expect at least that. Markets responded accordingly: Boeing shares fell 4 per cent. Investors understood something Trump apparently did not: 200 planes is not a deal, it is an instalment on a discount. China is simultaneously rolling out its own homegrown C919 passenger aircraft with considerable national fanfare. As one Singapore-based professor of international relations observed with considerable restraint, the headline numbers look impressive but “we’ve seen this movie before,” and whether China follows through is a very large question indeed.

On Iran, the war Trump started, the Strait of Hormuz blockade that has the IMF warning of global recession, there was precisely nothing. Trump announced that Xi had “strongly” promised not to supply weapons to Iran. As Foreign Policy’s James Palmer pointed out, that promise “means nothing, since any Chinese military aid to Tehran is already under the table.” China’s foreign ministry spokesman, reading from a different script entirely, said the conflict “should never have happened” and “has no need to continue.” Two readouts. Two realities. One side was conducting diplomacy. The other was performing it.


The Taiwan passage of the summit was the most revealing of all. Xi placed the island front and centre from the opening session, warning that mishandling the issue could put the entire relationship “in great jeopardy” and lead to “clashes and even conflicts.” China’s Foreign Minister Wang Yi subsequently told state media that Beijing had sensed Trump “understands China’s position,” language that, in diplomatic terms, is tantamount to claiming a concession without requiring one to be signed.

Trump’s response, in a Fox News interview taped in Beijing, was to describe Taiwan as “a very small island” 59 miles from “a very powerful, big country” 9,500 miles from the United States and to advise both sides to “cool it.” He then called the arms sale to Taiwan “a very good negotiating chip.” A bipartisan group of US senators had written to him before departure explicitly warning him not to treat Taiwan’s defence as a bargaining tool. He took the advice of Xi instead.

The defining image of the two days belongs not to any signed document or handshake at the Great Hall of the People. It belongs to the Ming Dynasty Temple of Heaven, where Trump and Xi stood side by side while reporters asked whether they had discussed Taiwan. The man who pulls 5,000 troops from Germany as punishment for a perceived slight, that man went silent. “China is beautiful,” he eventually offered. Rubio scrambled to insist US Taiwan policy was “unchanged.” The optics had already travelled around the world.

Xi, for his part, deployed the Thucydides Trap, the historical thesis that a rising power and a declining one tend to end in war, and used it to frame the US as the declining party. Trump did not push back. He agreed with Xi and later defended the agreement on Truth Social, explaining that Xi must have been referring to Biden-era damage. It is difficult to imagine any previous American president conceding in Beijing that the United States is a nation in decline, however cleverly the blame was then redistributed.

Australia’s own Nick Bisley, professor of international relations at La Trobe University, captured the structural significance with clinical precision. China’s long-standing argument, he told Time Magazine, has always been that America behaves as a “thuggish, self-interested warmonger.” This Beijing summit, he said, “ticks the box.”


The deeper architecture of what happened in Beijing is this: China entered the meeting, as CSIS senior adviser Scott Kennedy observed, “far more confident than in 2017, when it feared even a small rise in US tariffs.” That confidence was not accidental. It was constructed, brick by brick, through Beijing’s methodical retaliation against Liberation Day tariffs, its rare earth export controls that kneecapped American manufacturing supply chains, its energy resilience in the face of the Iran-war oil shock and its patient accumulation of soft power across the Global South while Washington’s image burned. China came to this summit having already won the opening rounds. The summit formalised the score.

What did the US come away with? A commitment to “constructive strategic stability,” diplomatic boilerplate that means roughly nothing and commits China to precisely nothing. A promise of 200 Boeing jets that markets immediately discounted. A vague pledge from Xi to “help” on Iran, which China’s own foreign ministry walked back in tone and substance within hours. The right to sell Nvidia H200 chips to Chinese companies, companies that have already told Nvidia they will not be placing orders because they intend to develop their own. And an invitation to Xi to visit the White House in September, which gives Beijing a second summit to extract further concessions from an increasingly diminished interlocutor.

Trump crowed about the “magnificent welcome.” Xi gave him that, certainly. The pomp was spectacular: the honour guard, the Temple of Heaven, the banquet in the Golden Room and the children with their little flags. In the art of mian zi, the Chinese concept of dignity and status, Xi gave Trump the appearance of equality while quietly extracting the substance of advantage. The chips, the arms sales and the silence on Taiwan, those were the real currency, and those moved in one direction only. Trump mistook the theatre for the transaction.

The two long lines of craven sycophants at the Great Hall of the People knew exactly what kind of funeral they were attending. The Chinese delegation kept their phones at the regulation angle and their faces perfectly still. The Americans shuffled, checked their burner screens, and tried to look as though they belonged in the room, before binning everything at the foot of the stairs on the way out.

The man who says he wrote The Art of the Deal, when everyone knows he paid Michael Wolff to write it for him, sat across the table from a grandmaster of strategic patience and walked away thinking he’d won because the room was beautiful.

China is, indeed, beautiful, Mr Trump. The question is who is doing the decorating now.


Next: How Beijing’s long game in the Global South is rewriting the rules of diplomacy, and why Washington isn’t even at the table.

Mosaddegh, Iran's democratically elected Prime Minister, addresses the United Nations Security Council in October 1951, arguing Iran's right to nationalise its own oil. Two years later he was overthrown in a CIA and MI6 coup.

The Monster They Made (Part 2)

The CIA paid a clergyman to destroy Iran’s democracy in 1953. The baksheesh passed through three brothers, sons of a British agent, to a Nazi-adjacent Islamist who had already tried to murder the Shah. Seventy years later, America is bombing the theocracy it built. The history is declassified. It has been sitting there for decades.

Split image evoking 1953 Tehran and 2026 missile strikes over Iran, with declassified document text bleeding across both halves.

The Monster They Made (Part 1)

The coup did not sow the seeds for the Islamic Revolution. It constructed the machinery. SAVAK liquidated every secular democrat who might have led a modern Iran. The mosque was left standing because it was the one institution the secret police found too difficult to penetrate. Every morning the Australian media tells us the bombing is regrettable but the regime is monstrous. It does not explain who built the regime.

A federal budget that delivers $250 a year to workers while handing $16.3 billion to fossil fuel companies.

The Budget That Will Not Save You

The 2026-27 federal budget breaks two election promises, grows fossil fuel subsidies faster than the NDIS, hands $250 a year to workers, and approves gas drilling until 2080. Jim Chalmers was right that the can had been kicked far enough. He has been less forthcoming about who was doing the kicking.

A darkly comic editorial illustration showing a scoreboard reading ONE NATION 1, LIBERAL PARTY 0, DEMOCRACY: ONGOING, with the word ONGOING struck through. Below, grey-suited figures hold blank newspapers before a shuttered regional newsagent and a featureless television broadcaster.

The Scorecard

One Nation has won the seat of Farrer. The Liberal vote collapsed by 31
points. The journalists filed the numbers. Urban Wronski asks the harder
question: what does a win like this mean when the information ecosystem that
democracy depends on is owned, hollowed out, and burning? A Martin Amis-
flavoured reckoning with journalism, dark money and the Palace of Lies.

Satirical Farrer election scene with oversized ballot box

The Front Fell Off The Coalition

Written in tribute to the late great John Clarke and his long-suffering straight man Bryan Dawe, whose two chairs and a clipboard remain the gold standard of Australian political satire. The occasion: One Nation’s historic first win in the House of Representatives, the Coalition’s nine-point-eight per cent primary vote in a seat held since 1949, and an exit strategy that turns out to be no exit at all. Going forward.

Australian Parliament House exterior under overcast sky, Canberra.

That Was The Week That Was No. 1, Part One: The Repository of All Wisdom

Tony Abbott, they whisper, is the answer. One pauses to consider the question. The man who stopped the boats is looking for votes — and the portfolio he has quietly assembled since Warringah showed him the door is not a gaffe reel. It is an ideology rendered as a CV. Fox Corp is the mothership. The GWPF handles the science. Quadrant handles the culture. The Ramsay Centre handles the universities. The Danube Institute handles the international networking. And the Australian Liberal Party, should Abbott have his way, handles the politics. It turns out he was the repository all along.