Don’t you just love the suspense? A tiny peepshow of a lectern opens on your widescreen as Fauziah Ibrahim interrupts her “show” as she is wont to call ABC News 24; the PRIME MINISTER, is about to make an announcement (all brought to you less … Continue reading Morrison and the exploding fish. A reverse ferret. Gladys under a bus. A khaki-Covid snap election?

Buddy, our PM’s photogenic pet black Schnoodle, gets his own column in our yellow press; The Daily Telegraph. Bet you never had Schnoodle on your ScoMo winter bingo card.Schnoodle could become a transitive verb, given the recent dip in approval ratings for Morrison in three … Continue reading A four phase, fur-lined, gold-plated, double-barrelled, ocean-going, right royal, shit-show.

“Australians all let us re-Joyce.” The second coming of Weatherboard Nine Messiah, Barnaby Joyce, causes much glee amongst cult devotees and much clutching of pearls within Coalition circles. Multitasking, miracle-worker and maven of lost causes, Peta Credlin, AO, Tony Abbott’s stage mother and former front-end … Continue reading A Turd in the Surf at Bondi