Clarke & Dawe would have slaughtered the Liberals’ “Net Zero position”.
So here it is — as if they’ve just walked back into the ABC newsroom.
Tag: Satire
The Tyranny of Delusion: How Australia Keeps Fighting Yesterday’s Wars
AUKUS is the culmination of our imperial hangover. It combines obsolete technology in an age of drones with geography that defeats its purpose, industrial bottlenecks that guarantee delay, and a strategic rationale contradicted by its authors. Political cowardice is dressed as resolve. We are spending a generation’s wealth on submarines we probably will not get, cannot crew, cannot fuel, to fight wars Washington has already priced out of its plans.
The Reverse Lavatory 2.0: Trump’s Plumbing of the Nation — Now with More Pressure
Trump Unplugs Shit Creek By A. Flushed Citizen | Special to the Daily Drain Welcome back to the United States of Flush. In the brave new swirl of Trump 2.0, where every truth is disposable and every lie recirculates, the plumbing has become a trinity: … Continue reading The Reverse Lavatory 2.0: Trump’s Plumbing of the Nation — Now with More Pressure
The Pressure Cooker Has Exploded: Gaza, Genocide, and the Great Western Amnesia
October 7 did not fall from the sky like a biblical plague. It was not spontaneous combustion. It was the predictable detonation of a pressure cooker sealed shut by decades of occupation, humiliation, and the kind of slow-motion strangulation that would make Kafka blush. Yet here we are; watching Western leaders clutch their pearls while the Israeli war machine turns Gaza into a graveyard, all under the banner of “self-defence”.
A Credibility Gap in Search of a Conspiracy
Australia’s Coalition postures as tough on national security, but their record tells another story: Iran scare campaigns, hypocrisy on Tehran trade, and the trillion-dollar AUKUS blunder.
Urban Wronski Writes 