Bryan Dawe: Thanks for your time, Prime Minister.
John Clarke: Always a pleasure, Bryan. Always happy to have a chat
about good government.
Dawe: Prime Minister, you’ve just promoted Greg Moriarty, the Defence
Secretary, to be Australia’s ambassador in Washington.
Clarke: That’s right, Bryan. It’s a strong appointment. It sends the
right message.
Dawe: Which message is that?
Clarke: That we take accountability very seriously in this government.
Dawe: By promoting the people you might otherwise hold accountable.
Clarke: No, no, you’ve misunderstood me completely there, Bryan, which
is understandable. When we reward someone after controversy, that’s
actually a form of discipline.
Dawe: It is.
Clarke: Oh yes. Canberra discipline. Much tougher than the normal kind.
Dawe: How does that work?
Clarke: Well, you move someone from a very powerful, poorly
scrutinised job in Defence to a very powerful, poorly scrutinised job
in Washington. That sends a strong signal.
Dawe: To whom?
Clarke: To everyone still in Canberra wondering how this system works.
Dawe: I see. What, in your view, qualifies Mr Moriarty for Washington?
Clarke: Experience, Bryan.
Dawe: In what exactly?
Clarke: In being there.
Dawe: In Washington?
Clarke: No, in the system. He’s been in the system a long time. You
need someone who understands how to move people around without anyone
ever quite leaving.
Dawe: So this is about continuity.
Clarke: Exactly. We went to the cupboard and asked, “Who truly
represents continuity?” and the cupboard replied, “Greg Moriarty.”
Dawe: Some people say he was deeply involved in decisions and cultures
that have since been criticised.
Clarke: That’s why he’s the right man for the job, Bryan. You can’t
send a novice to Washington. The Americans expect someone who’s seen a
few inquiries in their time.
Dawe: He understands scrutiny.
Clarke: He understands avoiding it, Bryan. That’s a valuable diplomatic skill.
Dawe: Did you consider anyone else?
Clarke: Oh yes, a wide field. We had a thorough process.
Dawe: What did that involve?
Clarke: We thought of some names and then picked the one we were going
to pick in the first place.
Dawe: And that was Mr Moriarty.
Clarke: After careful consideration, yes. And some phone calls.
Dawe: With whom?
Clarke: People who agreed with me.
Dawe: I notice, Prime Minister, that when there’s a scandal or a
controversial report, senior people don’t seem to go down. They go
sideways, or up.
Clarke: That’s unfair, Bryan. Sometimes they go diagonally.
Dawe: Diagonally.
Clarke: Yes. That’s when you move from one important job to a
different important job, possibly in another time zone, so that by the
time anyone finishes reading the report, you’re already at a cocktail
party with the US State Department.
Dawe: So Washington is… what? A demotion? A promotion?
Clarke: It’s a sideways-upwards transitional accountability enhancement.
Dawe: I see.
Clarke: Very modern. Very reformist.
Dawe: Some people might say it looks like rewarding failure.
Clarke: Only to people who don’t understand success, Bryan.
Dawe: How do you define success in Canberra?
Clarke: Survival. If you’re still there at the end of the royal
commission, that’s merit.
Dawe: And if you’re promoted?
Clarke: That’s outstanding merit.
Dawe: Did it worry you at all that this appointment might make people
think nothing has really changed?
Clarke: We’ve changed the letterhead, Bryan. It now says “Labor
Government” at the top. Completely different culture.
Dawe: But the people?
Clarke: They’re very experienced. You don’t want inexperienced people
running the same old system. It wouldn’t be safe.
Dawe: So to change the system, you keep the same people.
Clarke: Exactly. They know where everything is.
Dawe: Including the bodies.
Clarke: Well, the filing cabinets, Bryan. Let’s keep it collegial.
Dawe: Why Washington specifically? Why not, say, a quiet role in a smaller post?
Clarke: Because that would look like a punishment, and we’re not about
punishment. We’re about learning.
Dawe: Learning.
Clarke: Yes. We send them to Washington to learn how valued they are.
Dawe: Who learns that?
Clarke: Everyone watching.
Dawe: The Americans are very keen on your AUKUS arrangements. Was that a factor?
Clarke: It’s important to send someone who is deeply invested in AUKUS, Bryan.
Dawe: So deeply invested they helped design it.
Clarke: Well, yes, that’s optimal. You don’t want someone going over
to Washington and asking whether it’s all a good idea.
Dawe: You want someone who already knows it’s a good idea.
Clarke: Precisely. It saves time.
Dawe: So Mr Moriarty will represent Australia’s interests by
representing the policy he helped create.
Clarke: That’s what we call alignment.
Dawe: Others might call it conflict of interest.
Clarke: Only if they’re not on the email chain, Bryan.
Dawe: Prime Minister, you came to office promising integrity and a
different way of doing politics.
Clarke: And we’ve delivered that.
Dawe: By doing things the same way.
Clarke: But with a more serious expression.
Dawe: I see. So the difference between old politics and new politics
is the facial expression.
Clarke: And the press release. The fonts are different now.
Dawe: Fonts.
Clarke: Very modern fonts. That’s reform.
Dawe: What do you say to public servants down the line who see someone
implicated in controversy going to Washington and think, “That’s the
career path”?
Clarke: I say to them: work hard, keep your head down, and one day, if
there’s enough public outrage, you too could be posted somewhere very
nice.
Dawe: On a very good salary.
Clarke: Well, it’s not about the money, Bryan, it’s about service.
Dawe: To whom?
Clarke: To the alliance.
Dawe: The US alliance.
Clarke: The only alliance that really matters, Bryan.
Dawe: And the Australian public?
Clarke: They’re very supportive once we’ve explained it to them.
Dawe: Have you explained it to them?
Clarke: We’ve issued a statement.
Dawe: Saying what?
Clarke: That Greg is highly qualified. And we’re not taking any
further questions.
Dawe: That’s the explanation.
Clarke: That’s transparency.
Dawe: Prime Minister, thank you for your time.
Clarke: Thank you, Bryan. You don’t know anyone who’d want to work
closely with Richard Marles, do you? We’ll need a new Secretary of Defence.
Needs to be good at signing cheques.
No apols. in this homage to our bestest ever commentators?
Given the woeful state of our sickly body politic I wondered as I read it, hearing & seeing the late, great sainted JC in all his assumed insouciance and the perennially perplexed & bemused Brian (still above ground – I had to check, in case they were screaming down expletives at what we’ve (s)elected from A Better Place), if this was a (very) old script on a well worn, faded carbon – only the names changed to protect the uninnocent.
It could just as well have been SeeNoDonors, Jolly Joe Leventy and several other usual suspects failing upwards to this plumiest of plum postings.
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Amphibious, it is an homage to the late, great John Clarke – and a tribute to Bryan Dawe. And you are right, there is a Melbourne Cup field of “falling upwards” – fellows.
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